the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut
"I love my gay friends BUT MY KID WILL NOT BE GAY"
"I have mixed kids"
in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself
and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK
And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’
and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u
Jennifer Lawrence had a memorable dancing moment almost-twerking over Josh Hutcherson, whom she’d backed into a corner and was looking up at her from a chair. They locked eyes and mouthed the words to ‘Work It.’
And there’s my tears.